December 2011
12 posts
Her name is Yoshimi. She's a black belt in Karate.
Groovin’ the hardest
Stale hot sauce flavored potato chips and hoisin...
I hear they’re callin’ that one a Sam in Tallahassee. (They, in Tallahassee are calling it a Sam. They are not calling it a “Sam in Tallahassee”.)
My room's current situation
Most comfortable bed
endless supply of warm/hot drinks
box of Franzia. Yeah, Franzia.
Silly books
Harvard playing constantly
Still need: christmas lights, every type of soup, snow,
I hear tell of snow in Montgomeryville.
To say I’m excited for snow would be like saying Hitler had a minor taste aversion to matzo ball soup. “Hey, Sam! That doesn’t make any sense!” Sorry. Too stoked.
Where does one go for a ridiculous Christmas...
This shit tastes like somebody else's grandma
6 page paper. Made my point in 2 pages.
Always only the case